Peace n. In international Affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. Bierce.

Philosophy n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Bierce.

Piracy n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it. Bierce.

Plagiarism n. A literary coincidence compounded of a discreditable priority and an honorable sequence. Bierce.

Poetry n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land Beyond The Magazines. Bierce.

Prehistoric adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood. Bierce.

Propagandada - any association, activity, plan, etc., for the spread of conflicting opinions and principles of supposedly the/a same source, esp. to effect change or reform thru confusion of set thinking patterns.

Proper-gun-dada - violent propagandada/making use of weapons of war for the purposes of.

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